The Magical, Edible Letters

While singing the "C is for Cookie" song with the tots, I realized that 50% of my favorite foods start with the letter C.  The other half start with the letter B.

Now, I'm not talking about foods that I kind of like, or foods that are relatively yummy.  I'm talking about foods that, if they disappeared off the face of the earth, would actually decrease my quality of life.  In no particular order:

Coffee (with cream)

Chocolate

Bacon

Bread (freshly baked and still warm, I don't care about sliced sandwich bread you buy at the store)

Butter

Of course, there are literally dozens, probably hundreds, of other perfectly good B and C foods that aren't on my list.  Here is a small sample:

Corned Beef (let's be honest, all beef)

Brownies

Baby Bella Mushrooms

Banana Chips

Christmas Coffee (which is almost better than regular coffee)

Cheese

Chili

Banana Pudding

Blueberry Muffins

Broccoli (roasted)

Beer

Cheesecake

Chili Dogs

Chimichangas

Cocoa

Croissants

Banana Bear Breakfast Toast

Curry

Cinnamon Rolls

Bundt Cake (well, actually, all cake)

Buns

Churros

Burgers

Chips

Cornbread

Chocolate Chip Cookies (all cookies)

Coconut Oil

Carrot Cake

Cauliflower (roasted)

Burritos

Coca-Cola

BBQ

Brussel Sprouts

Chili Rellenos

Chicken

Brisket

And a whole meal, burger, beans, coleslaw

Then, of course, is the unfortunate inclusion of foods such as "beets," and the exclusion of "potatoes" and "pumpkin."  Henceforth, let them be known as "peets," "botatoes," and "bumpkin."

Now, our list is complete.